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So there I was....trying to concentrate in my English class. I became a bit fidgety and pulled out my phone to check the time.....maybe I was texting, so sue me. Anyways, as I was conspicuously texting under my desk I felt a glob of stickiness and almost gasped in disgust!
Gum!!!!!
There was gum under my desk. Now this wasn't ancient gum that dates back to the 90's. That I could handle, that I had seen before. No, this gum was fresh. I would say, one to two days old.
Am I not a college student?
Am I not attending a University comprised of students 18 years and older?
Then why, pray tell, do I find a chewable substance stuck under my desk as if a three year old had possessed the seat? This was mind boggling. The person sitting in my seat could not stand up and walk to the garbage to dispose of his/her gum. Heaven forbid he/she rip a paper from his/her notebook and stick his/her gum to it. No, why do this when you can simply stick it under the desk like a juvenile delinquent who carves their name into the wall?
I apologize for the rant.
But please, join in expressing the mind-boggling occurrences that plague the lives of Spinsters who are just trying to make it through yet another day of school and work....
Love,
The always baffled...
Gert
Gert,
ReplyDeleteI have been itching for you to post this because ever since you told me how things boggle your mind I haven't been able to stop finding things that are truly mind blowing.
For example: Last night I turned off my lights and pulled out my flashlight to read Chains by Laurie Halse Anderson
(Historical Fiction+Romance=MONEY!!)
Anyways, one of the settings on my flashlight was "laser". When would I ever need a flashlight that was a laser? Unless we all of a sudden have a space invasion I find this invention bizarre, and well....mind boggling.
Peace and Blessings,
Charlotte
Great post. I love anything and everything that begins with "So there I was"
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